From here on end, I'll be returning all
with llamas. Is that so wrong?!!?!?
Taken [without cause] from
[x] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[x] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (even I'm not that stupid)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew the Alphabet and Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL uptil now: 5
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less. (my left hand on occasion)
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. (Nor from a straw, at least...)
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. (right on my math assignment...)
TOTAL uptil now: 7
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just can't stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (I'm supposed to be playing Minecraft! Damned servers. *shakes fist)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (Once or twice in the past year)
[ ] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] You slightly tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. (When I laugh too hard)
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (Many, many, many, many times...)
[ ] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (Why do that when you have you head?)
Overall Total: 14
Take your total, Multiply by 4, Put the title as : I'm __% mentally unstable.
Huh, only 56%